- he's too tall for my basement. I was quite shocked...it was like he was a giant or Shrek.
- He and I do not watch the same shows...I did not enjoy the dirty jobs show.
- He did admit to having a foot fetish...as he looked at my feet like they were a two piece and a biscuit.
- He asked if he could suck my toes...I like a science project so I went with it.
***pause for this announcement: I hate feet so other people loving feet creeps me out***
- he proceeded to suck/lick my feet for 45 minutes!!!! After 2 minutes- I was fighting laughing cause he was so into it. It felt like someone was licking me with the world's smallest marble which I finally realized was his tongue ring!
- I kept trying to end it but he apparently couldn't get enough of my feet. By the time he was finished my toes felt like they do when you wear flip flops in the rain. It was disgusting. I just threw up a little in my mouth just now as I recalled the feeling.
Blech.
Discuss.
On another note I signed up for crazy blind date for tomorrow or Sunday. Will keep you posted.
omg...i cant stop laughing. note to self...if they ask for a picture of my feet, run the other way...lol!
ReplyDeleteYou're better than me, cuz I would've gave him the side eye once he asked to lick my feet lol.
ReplyDeleteIm going to need for you to find a chaperone for the next date that you go on LOL
ReplyDeletePlease do not allow strangers that you have only seen face to face 2-3 times into your home, thx.
I cant wait to read the next dating story, good luck!!! : )
LMAO wow, you liked it though! 45minutes it could not be me!
ReplyDeleteI repeat. please, please do not let anyone into your home that you do not know really well....You and your toes could've been raped!
ReplyDeleteOk people...I wasn't alone in the house with toe fetish dude, so don't worry. And to clarify I have known him longer than I've been bloggin about him. We just went on our first date recently. Point of the story is the story not the law and order possibilities. lol. No but seriously thanks for the concern.
ReplyDeleteOkay you must've enjoyed it a "lil' bit" if you let him suck on your toes for 45 minutes!!!!???? C'mon GP!! That is some funny shit. Ok this blog is hilarious...you should make it into a sitcom or something...
ReplyDeleteLMAO this story is funnnyyyy. Yeah I agree bouncer is a no go. I guess it's back to the drawing board lol. How was your crazy blind date??? I want DETAILSSSSSSSSSSS. I'm thinking about doing it.
ReplyDeleteok..this is the most insane thing EVER..b/c i know that you HATE feet...omg...i am dying...i LOVE it.
ReplyDeletehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ReplyDeleteOMG....
LOVE>...
u r awesome!
Absolute comedy :D I'm would have pass out laughing right then and there
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